Updated when I feel like it.Email me[at]brandrapper.com if you want to collaborate. Follow @jasonpickar var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-23716188-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @brandrapper)http://brandrapper.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qqpz3AbGerY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Say what you will about this sketch, it’ll always be the video that got me  SAG eligibility.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/50444137322http://brandrapper.com/post/50444137322Tue, 14 May 2013 14:13:54 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J-GjDDFEUS0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><span>HOW TO GET ON PRICE IS RIGHT:</span></strong><br/><span>Get a free ticket online ahead of time.</span><br/><span>Show up early. </span><br/><span>Have a friend design an awesome tshirt and another friend screen print it (or whatever you want to do, this is just what worked for me.) </span><br/><span>Seriously, show up super early. </span><br/><span>Be chipper and enthusiastic. </span><br/><span>Wait for a long time. </span><br/><span>Stay upbeat and make friends with those around you. </span><br/><span>Have your line move inside the CBS lot, fill out paperwork. </span><br/><span>Be filled with energy. </span><br/><span>Wait another long time. </span><br/><span>Make small talk with the pages. </span><br/><span>Get moved to a third area. </span><br/><span>Wait until you get put in groups of six to meet the producer. </span><br/><span>Be energetic and upbeat when you meet the producer. </span><br/><span>Get moved to your last line.</span><br/><span>Stay upbeat. </span><br/><span>Drink a 5 hour energy. </span><br/><span>Give an extra t-shirt to Drew Carey.</span></p>http://brandrapper.com/post/41717798789http://brandrapper.com/post/41717798789Mon, 28 Jan 2013 11:38:19 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wik64B4NI_E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My second appearance on YouTube’s So You Think You Can Rap</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/41226858377http://brandrapper.com/post/41226858377Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:50:23 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4Zs2rxFeuCg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Check out my first appearance on YouTube’s So You Think You Can Rap if you haven’t already.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/41226723004http://brandrapper.com/post/41226723004Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:48:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qa9N1EAirYw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>That’s me, Jason Pickar aka Chozinn, at the Comedy Store</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/35778139792http://brandrapper.com/post/35778139792Thu, 15 Nov 2012 08:16:54 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O3bhO3mCAZU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>No comment on this one. Thanks to Kevin Ortiz for the track and Jeff Smith for shooting/editing.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/20180042189http://brandrapper.com/post/20180042189Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:05:02 -0700<embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:tw:content:tosh.comedycentral.com:50BFFFFF0255E8E90017017E6326" width="400" height="237" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed><br/><br/><p>My audition video that I uploaded for Tosh.0. OH GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU CALLED YET?!</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/15355101422http://brandrapper.com/post/15355101422Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:25:11 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1hnYkmJC5Ek?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Kiss Under Mistletoe</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/14536034202http://brandrapper.com/post/14536034202Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:37:10 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwda8fvhOz1qkjnv2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hope to see you Dec 29th in Berkeley for what should be a pretty amazing show.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/14370332438http://brandrapper.com/post/14370332438Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:26:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LIYnD7y_o6c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Happy secret santa, Natalie Stone! Enjoy the awful, awful gift of this video.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/14106126862http://brandrapper.com/post/14106126862Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:26:00 -0800<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:tosh.comedycentral.com:402256" width="400" height="225" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars=""></embed><br/><br/><p>Not my first appearance on national TV, but at least this time i TOLD A JOKE in the montage, instead of just running to the mic (*COUGH* *COUGH* Last Comic Standing)</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/12890681733http://brandrapper.com/post/12890681733Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:12:48 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fz5mLl0NE8Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Last night I competed in the 2Racks rap competition. This was my first round performance (and, shockingly, my only performance of the evening.)</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/12748511370http://brandrapper.com/post/12748511370Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:06:51 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vq-Gq0pj2P0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“A Farewell to Beards”. Thanks to Nathan Israel for the beat and Paul Gaffan at Elan Elan for hair and location.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/11901492661http://brandrapper.com/post/11901492661Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:17:31 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AJGbBEA3N84?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Official entry for the “Face of the Fan” Resident Evil competition for a walk-on role in the next movie.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/10728789969http://brandrapper.com/post/10728789969Tue, 27 Sep 2011 08:38:43 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZDl2cffWrWY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Part one of my performance at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/9981512966http://brandrapper.com/post/9981512966Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:20:39 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VQf7WfvS7RQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Part two of my performance at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/9981384949http://brandrapper.com/post/9981384949Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:17:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hBzq_z_X5VI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>No brand other than myself. Sorry folks, just felt like uploading a somewhat sincere rap.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/9349999990http://brandrapper.com/post/9349999990Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:37:33 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uh1lME-d4ac?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Should have posted this days ago. Come see me 8/31! Buy your tickets here: http://thinkla.org/events/30/</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/8835823832http://brandrapper.com/post/8835823832Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:18:27 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lerFoaufGug?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“Proof I can sing [BONUS: Wow my beard’s lookin lengthy!]” isn’t a brand rap. But maybe you’ll enjoy it anway. This is just to tide you over til the next brand rap.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/7952786115http://brandrapper.com/post/7952786115Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:13:44 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eUeh00GIWck?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hear about Cosmic Panda? It’s awesome.</p>http://brandrapper.com/post/7461458569http://brandrapper.com/post/7461458569Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:40:28 -0700