Brand Rapper

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Sometimes real work gets in the way. Lame.


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An ode to the greatest hangover cure of all: Pedialyte.


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New Brand Rap is coming next week. I like this song too much to do it a disservice and post today. #Pedialyte


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Short rhyme about http://nycdailydeals.com http://twitter.com/nycdailydeals


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Waffle House was trending. Ppl linked @IAmTravisPorter/@WakaFlocka1017/@AMRHANKYBEAT. So here’s Strip Club Pancakes. I usually perform this song under the name Chozinn.


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Pups N Pinot is gonna be a really fun event to help A Leg Up Rescue. So I rhymed about it. http://pupsnpinot.com


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An unauthorized Brand Rap based on a true scatological story about a young intern coming of age in nyc


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By request from the fine folks at KCRA Sacramento. Don’t know if it’s what they wanted, but check out http://ulocal.kcra.com

Also, I briefly step off beat on the third line, but I pull it back in. Sorry bout that, KCRA!


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This episode of Brand Rapper is not authorized by any brand. Just wanted to drop some knowledge about a disease that affects us all.


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Welcome to brandrapper.com!

Do you represent a brand? Feel free to email me@brandrapper.com


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