Brand Rapper

Updated when I feel like it.
Email me[at]brandrapper.com if you want to collaborate.

Say what you will about this sketch, it’ll always be the video that got me  SAG eligibility.


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HOW TO GET ON PRICE IS RIGHT:
Get a free ticket online ahead of time.
Show up early. 
Have a friend design an awesome tshirt and another friend screen print it (or whatever you want to do, this is just what worked for me.) 
Seriously, show up super early. 
Be chipper and enthusiastic. 
Wait for a long time. 
Stay upbeat and make friends with those around you. 
Have your line move inside the CBS lot, fill out paperwork. 
Be filled with energy. 
Wait another long time. 
Make small talk with the pages. 
Get moved to a third area. 
Wait until you get put in groups of six to meet the producer. 
Be energetic and upbeat when you meet the producer. 
Get moved to your last line.
Stay upbeat. 
Drink a 5 hour energy. 
Give an extra t-shirt to Drew Carey.


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My second appearance on YouTube’s So You Think You Can Rap


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Check out my first appearance on YouTube’s So You Think You Can Rap if you haven’t already.


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That’s me, Jason Pickar aka Chozinn, at the Comedy Store


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No comment on this one. Thanks to Kevin Ortiz for the track and Jeff Smith for shooting/editing.


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My audition video that I uploaded for Tosh.0. OH GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU CALLED YET?!


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Kiss Under Mistletoe


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I hope to see you Dec 29th in Berkeley for what should be a pretty amazing show.

I hope to see you Dec 29th in Berkeley for what should be a pretty amazing show.


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Happy secret santa, Natalie Stone! Enjoy the awful, awful gift of this video.


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